Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Carrington Women do battle again!

It was a fight like no other in the history of the Carrington family. And all because of a mistake by Donna, a clerk at the the famed boutique, Wyogems Vintage . Although the sales clerk had been warned about the Carrington women and how competitive they were, Donna in her excitement forgot this important detail. Krystle Carrington, sweet as you please came in for her appointment and Donna showed her the new line of jumpsuits in a plethora of colors. Krystle decided on the


WILD EXOTIC ZEBRA PRINT RED BLACK JUMPSUIT BOLERO SET S

With her blonde hair and beautiful figure the jumpsuit would be a perfect foil for her glamour. Donna was over the moon for the jumpsuit was $1400 (two months salary for her) and her commission would be fabulous. She wrapped up the jumpsuit as quickly as she could for Krystle was in a hurry to get her blond tresses touched up.

As Krystle went out the front door, Alexis came in the back door trying to ditch the stalker she had picked up along with a bad case of crabs the month before. She sashayed into the room looking down her nose at Donna and stated, "What did that bitch just try on?" Flustered and downtrodden Donna spoke in a whisper, "The jumpsuit." Without even admitting she had heard poor Donna, Alexis grabbed the same jumpsuit (one size smaller) that Krystle had just tried on. "Hurry up you pasty-faced waste of a shop girl and wrap this up. I've got more important things to do!" Alexis slipped the jumpsuit on which fit like a second skin, ripped it off, tossed it to Donna and snarled, "I'll take it. Put it on my account and move it before I change my mind." Donna wrapped the jumpsuit up as quick as she could and Alexis sashayed back out the door jumpsuit in hand and into her waiting limo, leaving her stalker aimlessly wandering up and down the street looking for her.

It was a long day for Donna and finally around 9 o'clock she was able to close up the shop and limp home. While she was soaking her feet she suddenly recalled her boss' instructions to never ever let the Carrington women buy the same item or all hell would break lose. Donna wept into her foot bath as she tried to figure out where she could find a new job as her mistake would surely cost her her current one.

Meanwhile at the Denver Art Museum Krystle and Blake Carrington had already arrived and were sipping champagne cocktails while discussing the pros and cons of abstract expressionist Clyfford Still's paintings.

With her back towards the doorway Krystle never saw Alexis sashay in and start holding court in the same room just a few feet away. Blake frowned and Krystle knew that meant only one thing. She slowly turned around just as Alexis clenched her fist and swung as hard as she could. Krystle's drink went flying from her hand and landed all over the latest abstract painting by Clyfford Still. A hush fell over the room as Alexis screamed "What the hell are you doing with my jumpsuit on?" and then draped herself over Blake's arm and purred, "Why do you waste your time with her Blake, when you could have a real woman?" Alexis never saw Krystle grab the painting and swing it overhead and barely felt the impact on her head as the painting pinioned her arms at her side.

Blake snapped his fingers and two bodyguards appeared out of thin air to pick up the now pinned Alexis and Blake said, "Take out the trash gentlemen." A stream of blue air trailed behind Alexis as she shouted, "It's not over! It will never be over you bitch!"Now you can own the only gorgeous
WILD EXOTIC ZEBRA PRINT RED BLACK JUMPSUIT BOLERO SET S from the fabulous boutique of Wyogems Vintage. Snap it up quickly or you might just find yourself outbid by a Carrington!

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